Squishable Alter Ego Plague Doctor Barista

Life is better with caffeine. By which I mean, caffeine in very specific liquid form, as a byproduct of drinking certain hot beverages, can minorly improve some people's mental-alertness. You can't just carry around a packet of powdered caffeine in your pocket like a good luck charm. Come to think of it, don't put hot liquid beverages in your pocket either. Learn from my bad decisions. Anyway, this Barista Plague doctor is great and you should get it. 

Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.